These past 3 years, I’ve met so many different types of people; some good, some bad. In this blog, I’m only going to brush the surface of the types of people that I’ve met. I honestly wish I could share some stories with you all, but some of the characters in these stories might just be following my blogs and I’d prefer not to step on toes. (But who knows, perhaps in a few weeks I’ll post a blog with my top 5 hilarious stories from this school year. We’ll see what I come up with.)
As usual, I’ll include my usual disclaimer: No, not all people fit in these categories. Don’t take offense to anything I write, it is for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!
You might be more familiar with the term ‘nerd’. These are the few that are always in the library doing school work. The university should probably start charging them for using the library as a residence hall. Of course, most of the people are incredibly jealous of their high grades. I mean, who wouldn’t want a 4.0? Talk nerdy to me.
These are the people who come to your 12pm class still drunk from the night before. It’s either twisted Tuesday, wasted Wednesday, thirsty Thursday…you get the point. These are the people who hover by the keg at a party because by the time they walk away, they’re already finished with their cup….or come up to you and say “Hey, you gunna finish that?”.
“I got some free time? Let me go take my girlfriend out to dinner….psht nah, I just got the new Call Of Duty. Let me text all my friends so we can play online together”
I’m sure a lot of ladies can understand where I’m coming from with this one. There’s this quote “If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back marry him.”
Uh, what? Am I supposed to be so incredibly blown away that he pressed a button to pause his game? Yeah, because that’s what marriage material consists of nowadays.
“OMG! I just stubbed my toe! The world’s going to end! Let me post it up on facebook!” Really? For those of you who know me, I’m ridiculously clumsy. (Gravity and I have a love/hate relationship). I probably stub my toe 4 times a day, do you see me posting it up on facebook? But even take away the facebook aspect; these are the type of people that just over exaggerate EVERYTHING and then make a huge deal over it.
The two-sizes-too-small-aholic This is specific to females. These are the girls that wear clothes that are just a little too tight. They don’t like leaving things to the imagination, throwing everything out there for the world to see is more their style. I love yoga pants, don’t get me wrong….but I really don’t need to see the outline of your anatomy.
And of course I’ll end with a quote:
“There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else”
Procrastination: What I’ll remember most about college.