Talk is Cheap
We’ve all had the moments where we think something means one thing and much to our surprise, it means something totally different. Whether we’re caught up in the moment or just too darn gullible and believe every word said, it’s happened to every one of us. Each moment we are gullible is another lesson learned. Soon you’ll begin to realize that talk is cheap and everything is not what it seems. In my true buzzblogger fashion, I’ve taken a very sensitive and serious topic and added some fun to it. All of my examples are stereotypical and can be taken greatly out of proportion; but believe me, it’s funnier this way. Like I always say, please don’t take offense. This blog is strictly for entertainment purposes. Those of you who have fallen for the same lines, trust me….you’ll get a kick out of this.
When he says: I’m just not ready for a relationship right now
What we think it means: I’ve had my heart broken recently, and I’m not sure I’m ready for something yet.
What he really means: I like you, but I’m not done fooling around yet.
When he says: I’m just not ready for a relationship right now, but I still wanna hang as friends.
What we think it means: He likes me AND values my friendship.
What he really means: Friends with benefits sounds fantastic to him. He gets the benefits of hanging with you and the 10 other girls he’s telling the EXACT same statement to. Don’t you just feel special?
When he says: I messed up, I know. You were the right girl for me all along.
What we think it means: I never should have let you go
What he really means: The girl(s) I left you for just pulled the same stunt with me that I pulled with you. It made me realize what I did was wrong; but in all honesty, my ego’s just bruised, so I’m coming back to you to boost it because I know you won’t deny me, right?
When he says: I’m with my friends, so I’ll text you later.
What we think it means: I’m with my friends and since I won’t be responding right away, I’ll just tell you I’ll text you later.
What it really means: I’m with my friends and because I don’t want to seem whipped, don’t text me.
I’m hanging with the girl who doesn’t know about you and you don’t know about her either, therefore it’d be pretty inconvenient for me if you two found out about each other. So, don’t text me, I’ll text you.
When he says: A few of my other girl friends texted me and asked me to hang out, but I decided to hang out with you instead. You should feel lucky.
What we think it means: You’re the best of the bunch, I really see some potential in you.
What it really means: You’re hotter than the other girls, so I figured I’d try my luck with you first. But, I’m letting you know that not only are you first in line, but if you do something I don’t like, you can easily be replaced.
When she says: No, hun, it’s okay.
What he thinks it means: It’s okay.
What it really means: HOW THE HECK COULD YOU THINK IT’S OKAY?! %&%*^&%$#@#
When she says: I’ll let it go this one time, just don’t do it again.
What he thinks it means: You’re out of the dog house.
What it really means: Yeah, I’ll let it go for now. But you just WAIT until you make one wrong move and this will come back to haunt you.
When she says: So who is this (insert girl’s name here) that’s stalking your page? (After seeing only one comment).
What he thinks it means: Are you cheating on me?
What it really means: I already creeped on her Facebook, but her profile is private so I can’t see if you’ve been commenting back. So I’m just letting you know I’m watching her like a hawk.
When she says: Do I look fat in this and/or does my butt look big?
What he thinks it means: Just say no.
What it really means: Do you think I look hot in this? Regardless of your actual opinion, you better tell me I look gorgeous, otherwise you’ll be sleeping on the couch.
I hope you enjoyed my LAST blog as a buzzblogger, it’s been a ton of fun for me. Hopefully I’ve turned every bad relationship memory into something to laugh at, given you some good tips on dealing with a break up, helped you learn to love yourself, given you insight into the mind of a player, helped you keep your pearly whites…white and helped you dress on a dime. If you have any questions, comments or just want to share some horror stories of you own, feel free to find me on Facebook (facebook.com/sminassian2) or on twitter @smina868.